The camera. Ah, it's everyone's best friend for any social event they want to brag to everyone else about through the use of pictures on Facebook, Twitter, etc (whatever happened to MySpace?). My method here still utilizes the oh-so-magnificent camera, but I have a different take on it.
1. Find anyone with a camera. This can be someone popular, someone not-so-popular or someone that doesn't even go to your school. You just need a camera.
2. Hang around said person a lot and become friends with them. Since they constantly carry around a camera, you will find yourself included in a barrage of pictures of yourselves, whether it be in the halls, in the caf or in the bathroom mirror.
3. Make sure said photos are ALWAYS posted to Facebook or whatever social networking site the most people visit and you're tagged in them.
4. Continue to take obscene amounts of pictures of yourself and the new friend/friends you have made with their cameras. Also, join in any pictures you weren't originally included in. This will make you seem more outgoing.
5. Now, go out and get the British boy out from your closet/attic/wherever you tried to hide him when you attempted The British "Oh, Snap" and failed because you drifted out of said British boy's life or his older friends all graduated (while he had to stay in your closet, of course).
6. Make the British boy go EVERYWHERE with you, so pictures of the two of you will also end up on Facebook/wherever.
7. Upon seeing the awesomeness of your many pictures (hopefully about 2000+) with your new friends and the British boy, people will naturally flock to you to be in pictures with you and meet your smexy British friend.
8. If people don't flock to you, then get that genie out again and wish for unhumanly gorgeous looks to increase the chance of followers.
9. Still doesn't work? Too bad. After all, YOU chose the Basil Method ;)
~Basil~
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