Basil Method 1: The British "Oh, Snap!"

JJ's method cleverly combines the yummilicious British accent with the older sibling prescence, but I find that my method is much more satisfying (at least to me), as well as just as fulfilling.

1. Like JJ's plan, find and adopt an extremely smexy British boy around the age of 16. However, he does not need to love and worship you...yet.

2. Once again, make sure he's enrolled in a variety of junior/senior classes.

3. Again, like JJ's method, make sure to hang with him a lot to make it clear that he's your new adopted smexy British brother.

4. Here's where it gets different. Behind his back, convince your parents that your new brother doesn't belong or that he's abusing you or something. They will then abandon him and leave him on the streets, disowning him.

5. Find the British boy on the streets, and offer to take him in, since he trusts you after your bonding time when he was your brother.

6. Hide the British boy in your closet/attic/wherever your parents never go. However, keep him enrolled in school.

7. Continue to hang out with the British boy at school.

8. Aquire a genie.

9. Wish for everlasting popularity, a new wardrobe and unlimited wishes (in the event that the latter may not be possible, wish for something like world peace or that magical giraffe)

10. Now, not only are you exceedingly popular, but you now have a smexy single British guy living in your closet (that you can date since he's not your brother anymore) as well as a genie.

How's that for a plan?

~Basil~